"VASECTOMIES REVERSED."
Stop off for a coffee and while you're there, well, why not take care of that reverse vasectomy you've been meaning to get?
My thought is that if someone is dumb enough to get their vasectomy reversed in a dilapidated shack on Route 40... maybe they shouldn't be reproducing anyway.
Perhaps I'm just being cynical...maybe this is just modern efficiency? A beverage and a ball patch for the road.